بخشی از سریال تلویزیونی کمدی بسیار محبوب The Big Bang Theory
در ویدیو زیر بخشی از فیلم کوتاه انگلیسی the big bang theory را میبینید که درباره رقابت شدید و خنده دار بین دانشمندان برای کسب موقعیت شغلی دائمی در دانشگاه را با چاشنی دخالتهای پنی و سایر شخصیتهای زن سریال است.
متن انگلیسی فیلم کوتاه The Big Bang Theory
let’s go over our emotional responsesone last time
okay
professor tupperman is dead and that makes us
sad
the fact that there are so many people here tonight doesn’t make us cranky and
claustrophobic it makes us
glad
giving mrs. Davis the box set of roots was
bad
we are however fine man
unbelievable
you have some nerve showing up here just to schmooze with the tenure committee
you’re here
excuse me I’m here to pay my respects to Professor Tupperware orwhatever his name is
so am i his passing makes me feel bad
oh well well Sheldon fancy meeting you here
I guess the train store in Glendale wasn’t having a cotillion after all are
you you said you weren’t coming here either I would take accident you don’tknow what I said
I’d like to know why Penny’s here
I’m here to support my man just like you
what are you going to do take be able to drink orders and get them wrong
do it
what did she do it yet
she plans on flirting with members of the tenure committee to further Leonard’s cause
well that’s a fine how-do-you-do
don’t just stand there take your breasts out
weird catfight
you’re all wasting your time Sheldon is the most qualified for the job and no amount of gravity-defying bosoms gonna change that
seriously is that tape like how are they staying up like that
way to hit him with both barrels
you two should be ashamed of yourselves using women to advance your cause with sexuality and whatever
Amy plans weren’t doing
are you implying my girlfriend has no sexuality to exploit?
yes
okay because that was not clear
that was ambiguous well while now it’s big ewis
what are you gonna do about it
even talk some smack him at his mother
well yes of course he would like that golf last night
I was feeling in need of sexual release when I happen to come across your mother
okay okay guys what are we doing here I
don’t know what you’re doing but I was about to insinuate that I had coitus with Raj’s mother for a dollar
well you do what you want but I don’t want to lose my friends over tender friends are forever
so is 10 here
I’m just gonna go home and let my work speak for itself
you’re right this is beneath me
like your mother was last night
how about it Sheldon
what do you think I should do
well you’ll always be an academic success but he’s seriously questioned whether you’re making any more friends no
I don’t want any more of it let’s go
are you kidding I would love to babysit for you
I could not ask you to do that nonsense children
love me something about me just makes them what happened
Wow no we cannot lose to that jerk yeah screw it I’m going in you wait – hold on
I believe screw it I’m going in is when I said to your mother last night
don’t worry I didn’t really say that I find the concept of coitus ridiculous and off-putting
should have taken my breasts out while I had the chance
