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Penny flaunts her body trying to get Leonard tenure at University

let’s go over our emotional responsesone last time

okay

professor tupperman is dead and that makes us

sad

the fact that there are so many people here tonight doesn’t make us cranky and

claustrophobic it makes us

glad

giving mrs. Davis the box set of roots was

bad

we are however fine man

unbelievable

you have some nerve showing up here just to

schmooze with the tenure committee you’re here excuse me I’m here to pay my respects to Professor Tupperware or

whatever his name is so am i his passing makes me feel bad oh well well Sheldon fancy meeting you here

I guess the train store in Glendale wasn’t having a cotillion after all are

you you said you weren’t coming here either I would take accident you don’t

know what I said I’d like to know why Penny’s here I’m here to support my man

just like you what are you going to do take be able to drink orders and get

them wrong do it what did she do it yet she plans on

flirting with members of the tenure committee to further Leonard’s cause

well that’s a fine how-do-you-do don’t just stand there take your breasts out

weird catfight you’re all wasting your time Sheldon is the most qualified for

the job and no amount of gravity-defying bosoms gonna change that

seriously is that tape like how are they staying up like that way to hit him with

both barrels you two should be ashamed of yourselves using women to advance

your cause with sexuality and whatever

Amy plans weren’t doing are you implying my girlfriend has no sexuality to

exploit yes okay because that was not clear that was ambiguous

well while now it’s big ewis what are

you gonna do about it even talk some smack him at his mother well yes of

course he would like that golf last night I was feeling in need of sexual

release when I happen to come across your mother

okay okay guys what are we doing here I

don’t know what you’re doing but I was about to insinuate that I had coitus with Raj’s mother for a dollar

well you do what you want but I don’t want to lose my friends over tender friends are forever

so is 10 here I’m just gonna go home and let my work speak for itself you’re right this is beneath me like your

mother was last night how about it Sheldon what do you think I should do

well you’ll always be an academic success but he’s seriously questioned

whether you’re making any more friends no I don’t want any more of it let’s go

are you kidding I would love to babysit for you I could not ask you to do that

nonsense children love me something about me just makes them what happened

Wow no we cannot lose to that jerk yeah screw it I’m going in you wait – hold on

I believe screw it I’m going in is when I said to your mother last night don’t

worry I didn’t really say that I find the concept of coitus ridiculous and

off-putting should have taken my breasts out while I had the chance

 

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